A 54-year-old drunken clown was arrested in Michigan this week for sitting in his garage and firing his pellet gun at a can on the street on what would have otherwise been a perfectly nice Monday morning.

The man, one day late for Sunday Funday and three days early for Thirsty Thursday, could not even wait until happy hour before throwing on the mask, knocking back a few brewskies, and going on a good-ol'-fashioned horn-tootin'-n-can-shootin' spree with that most clownish of brass instruments. He was cuffed at 10:30 a.m for a personal protection order violation after a neighbor called the police believing he was firing a real gun.

He was also wearing camo pants.

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