Police in Prince Frederick, Md. arrested a drunk man on Friday afternoon for attempting to steal candy from a Subway restaurant. He was reportedly only wearing shorts and socks.

Hey. If you're going to try to steal candy, at least be comfortable while you do it. Fifty-year-old James Dean Wirick was booked in a detention center in Calvert County and charged with theft under $100 and disorderly conduct.

After arriving at the detention center, Wirick allegedly ripped a telephone out of a wall and was then slapped with an additional charge of destruction of property.

[Image via Calvert County's Sheriff's Office]