Source: AP

After humiliating his new friend in every other possible way, Donald Trump finally got around to making fun of Chris Christie’s weight on Thursday at an event held in the New Jersey governor’s honor.

During a fundraiser to help Christie pay off his campaign debt, Trump commanded the former presidential candidate and current political prisoner to stop eating cookies.

“I’m not eating Oreos anymore—neither is Chris!” said Trump, pointing to Christie. “You’re not eating Oreos anymore. No more Oreos. For either of us, Chris.”

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“Don’t feel bad,” chastised Trump, “for either.”

Of course, it’s possible Trump really was making a point about Christie’s distaste for the cookie maker’s labor practices. In any case, don’t feel bad. For either.