In explaining his otherworldly gift, Trump noted that he “can feel [terrorism] like a good location. I really believe I have an instinct for this kind of thing.”
This isn’t Trump’s first foray into the realm of the metaphysical, of course. The Nostradamus impersonator has a long and storied history of granting the masses a glimpse into his miraculous mind via (what else but) Twitter.
Observe, dear readers, as the terrorism oracle speaks.
I predicted Apple's stock fall based on their dumb refusal to give the option of a larger iPhone screen like Samsung. I sold my Apple stock— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 2014
To all of those who asked, I predicted two weeks ago and again last night that Dwight Howard would go to Houston.Do I get congrats-insight?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 6, 2013
... I will soon start naming magazines that I think will fold--I predicted Newsweek.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2012
Prediction: Rand Paul has been driven out of the race by my statements about him-- he will announce soon. 1%!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2015
Now that the election is over, watch Chrysler ship @Jeep production to China--my prediction.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
I predicted Rosie O'Donnell would fail at the View, and was right. Now I predict Rosie will take over for Brian Williams!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2015
Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 6, 2014
I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 16, 2013
Someone just wrote that “you predicted every single major event that’s now happening—and they knock you instead of giving you credit.”
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 26, 2014
But with all his vast wisdom, why exactly did Trump decide not to use his psychic abilities to warn France of the attacks on Paris before they could happen?
We’ve reached out to Donald Trump’s camp for comment, and will update if and when we hear back. Presumably, however, they should have already seen it coming.