Donald Trump, speaking in Michigan Tuesday: “Jeb Bush or Hillary, or one of these politicians, all controlled by lobbyists and special interests—and donors, people like me from previous months—total control. Bing bing, bong bong bong, bing bing. You know what that is, right?”

Sure, Robo-Trump. All flesh-units know what that is. What a perfect description of some familiar type of human interaction. Your machine-learning algorithms are functioning flawlessly.

(Whispering) What the fuck is it talking about? We’ve gotta fix this thing before the next debate.

[h/t CNN]