Advertising the ability to keep a pizza “piping hot” en route to the curbsides and driveways of America, Domino’s is rolling out a fleet of DXP “Delivery Expert” vehicles equipped with a friggin’ oven behind the driver, reports the Los Angeles Times.

Terrifyingly, they will not be replacing my teenage stoner pizza dude with this guy:

Will my poor pizza delivery dude suffer the same fate as this Johnny Cab?

From the report:

The DXP has a built-in warming oven behind the driver’s door, which can hold about eight pizzas. The car itself was reconfigured so that there’s only the driver’s seat and room for up to 80 pizzas and side items, the company said.

“The Domino’s DXP is the first purpose-built vehicle aimed at revolutionizing pizza delivery,” said Russell Weiner, president of Domino’s USA. “This innovation allows drivers to do their jobs with greater ease and efficiency.”

DXPs will be delivered to 25 markets nationwide over the next few months. Wiener says most deliveries will still be made by normal vehicles. Whew.

[Los Angeles Times]