Here is a nightmare before Christmas: Love magazine's video of 19-year-old Kendall Jenner robotically dancing in her underwear with her mother and manager, the newly-divorced Kris Jenner. Both wear reindeer antlers and a disturbing lack of rhythm.

Scene 1: Kendall and Mom move their behinds in time with each other but not the death march that soundtracks the video. Scene 2: More shadowy butts dance across the wall. Scene 3: Mother and daughter turn their faces to the camera, producing signature Kardashian dead eyes.

Then there's the breakdown:

It's bone-chilling from start to finish.

In the end, Kendall and Kris fell a neon pink Christmas tree and shatter the ornaments, showing no remorse.

The Kardashians wish you a sexy, spooky holiday.