"Dilbert" Guy Fears Assassination by Hillary Clinton Extremists
Political news today: “Dilbert” cartoonist and famously reasonable man Scott Adams has made his presidential endorsement.
The long version, or the short version:
So I’ve decided to endorse Hillary Clinton for President, for my personal safety. Trump supporters don’t have any bad feelings about patriotic Americans such as myself, so I’ll be safe from that crowd. But Clinton supporters have convinced me – and here I am being 100% serious – that my safety is at risk if I am seen as supportive of Trump. So I’m taking the safe way out and endorsing Hillary Clinton for president.