David Geffen off the coast of Italy: Instagram

Entertainment mogul David Geffen has a fascinating interior life. As an old billionaire, he has constantly afforded himself the best young, muscular ass money can buy, and that has tended to get him wrapped up in the juiciest of tabloid dramas. For instance, in 2014 he had to file a restraining order against his 20-year-old football-playing ex-boyfriend, and last year a porn star testified that he would “fear for his safety” if he revealed to the FBI that Geffen had paid for some dental work.

All of which is to say that Geffen’s sorta secret Instagram feed—which is currently followed by only 3,400 people—is sadly throughly sanitized. The only pecs on display are... his:

There are some funny photos, such as this close-up shot of Leonardo DiCaprio aboard Geffen’s $300 million yacht Rising Sun:

Also, a fresh-faced and soul-patched Bruce Springsteen... aboard Geffen’s $300 million yacht Rising Sun:

Lemme ask a question: Do you like yachts?

Do you like celebrities posing on yachts?

Well then this is actually a pretty decent Instagram.

But from a beefcake perspective it’s severely disappointing, is basically what I’m saying.

[via Lindsey]