The Swiss Guards are a-tittering: Pope Francis, the Pope, might be packing up his two possessions into a burlap bag and moving to the retirement home for infirm popes with Benedict and his “secretary” Georg.
Cancel culturista Megyn Kelly is live at the Vatican with updates. We’re glad she’s getting work.
A Papal Conclave is just the limited Hulu series I have been craving for summer. My money is on hottie Cardinal Seán Patrick O’Malley.