Michael Sam, the first openly gay football player likely to make an NFL team, has a penis. And some people believe that his penis became erect at this week's NFL Scouting Combine, that there is photographic evidence of said openly gay erect penis, and that this is somehow a "nightmare" for the NFL.

If you squint really hard at this footage of Sam working out, you still probably won't see his alleged gay nightmare boner—just an elite athlete with a penis, doing his job at a facility full of other elite athletes with penises.

[H/T: MediaTakeOut]