On Sunday morning, one of New York's carriage horses escaped from its reins and went for a leisurely stroll up Eleventh Avenue. Look at the horse, gaily trotting along, and you'd hardly know the police were in hot pursuit.

Look at the cops, trying to pull the horse over with their sirens, as if it were a human man or woman and cared about cops or sirens. Dumb cops. This horse stops for no one.

Witnesses told the New York Post that the horse was being bathed when it escaped from its Hell's Kitchen stable, and that, sadly, it was eventually corralled and returned home.

[h/t @jdavidgoodman]