Bill Clinton's mistress is back! No, not that one—or that one. The other one! Gennifer Flowers has a new internet column, and to promote it she's there in the Daily Mail, the only appropriate outlet, giving away some ancient Hillary-is-a-lesbian "gems" and endorsing the de facto Democratic candidate for president:

I’m one of those women who in so many aspects of my professional and personal life I’ve been out there making strides for women and allowing them to go down roads in which they were not welcome. I would love to see a woman president. And she seems to be the only one that’s getting close to it.

Flowers also told the Mail all about (what else?) her 1977 affair with the now-former-but-at-the-time-future president—repeating in particular the claims she made in 1995 book that Bill told her his wife identified as “bisexual” and “had eaten more pussy than he had."

The pussy stuff came up when the ex-Penthouse model (whose new column appears at a site dedicated to the "legacy" of Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione) was asked by the Daily Mail to comment on rumors that Hillary is romantically involved with Huma Abedin, the Clinton family confidante and wife of ex-mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner. Flowers, the Mail says, "was not surprised" to hear those rumors, possibly because they're about as old as the ones she's selling.

Curiously, the Daily Mail quietly removed Flowers’ “pussy” remark before restoring it Thursday morning with the word “pussy” censored with several asterisks.

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