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Today in New Jersey, Chris Christie held a press conference that appeared to mostly be a response to memes about the weirdo glass-eyed stare he had on his face during Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday press event. Speaking to reporters, Christie reiterated that he “wasn’t being held hostage” which is something that only someone currently being held hostage would feel the need to announce.

Christie also said that he’s “had a lot of fun, at times, with people on the internet, too,” which is really more of a statement you might make if you’re sitting across a kitchen counter from Chris Hansen.

Please watch our short film of the ongoing hostage situation below:

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