Part-time softballer and full-time Springsteen fan Chris Christie is running for president, he announced to supporters today, making him the 14th Republican candidate to enter the 2016 race. According to a recent poll, Christie commands the support of just four percent of Republican-leaning voters—putting him well out of reach of the leaderboard and two whole points behind some guy named “Rand.”

The New Jersey governor owes his poor standing to the so-called Bridgegate scandal, which saw his allies closing several lanes of the George Washington Bridge for four days in an alleged act of retribution against the mayor of Fort Lee. Fiscal conservatives might also do well to question Christie about his time at MetLife Stadium concession stands—where he’s spent a staggering $82,594 of taxpayer money on snacks and other souvenirs, we learned last month.

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