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Today, Chris Christie got on television at 6:45 a.m. local time in Iowa to do an interview with Morning Joe, in which he talked about “pounding the meat.”

He was referring to the way in which the fictional boxer Rocky punches slabs of meat to get himself ready for a fight, but it’s more fun to think about it the other way. Or maybe it’s not?

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