Kim Kardashian's Paper cover, centered on her bare, oiled-up ass, threatened to break the internet. Well, Chelsea Handler's butt can make threats, too. It's on Instagram right now, threatening to be seen by you.

Unlike Handler's recent topless photo, which she uploaded three times in a protest against Instagram's anti-nipple censorship policies, the butt photo doesn't seem to have a point (other than living in the large, round shadow of Kim K's contribution).

Chelsea did take a dig at Kim for being Photoshopped, writing "Guess which one's real?" but it's not as if Paper's photo editing was meant to be subtle. Kim is the most unreal real person alive, which seems to be the point of the exaggerated images.

It's hard to think about this stuff when the internet is broken, though.

[h/t TMZ]