Charlie Sheen, a blinding sun of rage that consumes all in its ambit (starting with booze and Taco Bell) has exploded and collapsed on itself once again, this time in the general direction of Kim Kardashian and her "giggly" ass.

Sheen, who has put himself in charge of defining the right and wrong ways to be a celebrity—Do! Get fired from the most popular shitty comedy on TV after a colossal meltdown. Don't! Refuse to let Charlie Sheen's wife interrupt your meal—took offense when Kim K. declined to sign an autograph for a six-year-old girl and handed down this grim sentence: "Go f yourself!"

In a now-deleted Twitter rant, Sheen wrote:

She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep.

you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.

your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself. My apologies to your hubby, great guy I'm sure, I hope his vision returns one day.

Kim did not respond, and went right on living her life as someone people under the age of 30 have heard of.

And, for his information, she has given back more than enough for a lifetime.

[h/t Perez, Photo: Getty Images]