Of all the revelatory emails we gleaned from the Sony mega-hack, none stayed with us like this one from Channing Tatum. The image of him typing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH in an email over and over like it’s the best fuckin’ day of 9th grade is eternally endearing. How long did it take him, we’ve wondered—and now we know.

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Tatum hit Reddit today for an AMA segment, and one Taterhead asked him, straight up, what Gawker reader Manhattan123 asked on December 14th, 2014, at 2:18 am:

Channing Tatum is maybe the only person who is exactly how you think he is and it’s not a terrible thing. Given that the “HAHAHAHHAHA...” portion of his celebratory email is over 14,500 characters long, it’s fair to picture Channing Tatum tapping on his phone for a very, very long time.

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