This comic was spotted at New York City grub and drinking establishment Fanelli’s Cafe earlier this month. If wired headphones are on the rebound, he hasn’t heard; possibly because he was sitting alone with his AirPods. But don’t worry, he removed them when a much younger date showed up.
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