Welcome to TV’s biggest night! The stars are out and whoever is producing this bonanza decided to throw taste out the window in favor of a run of show that doesn’t make sense, completely throwing the established rhythms of an awards show out the window. When was the last time the Emmys were good? I couldn’t tell you, but these ones are especially bad so far. Here’s how:
- No opening monologue. Instead there were interpretive dances set to TV theme songs. Have you ever wondered how a troupe of professional dancers would move to the Law and Order: SVU theme? Wonder no more.
- Kenan Thompson had to wait 25 minutes before he could get out a pretty good joke about how hard it is to watch Showtime. Put that up top!
- Oprah was there? To present lead actor in a drama? To Michael Keaton? For Dopesick?
- Where are the reaction shots of other nominees losing?
- This thing where winners can pre-submit the names of people they want to thank to show up on a chyron is actually kind of cool. Who wants to hear Sheryl Lee Ralph thank the executives at ABC when she could be belting out a song?
- The thing of announcing the nominees and then having the presenters come out is on theme: weird.
- Dopesick. Sorry to harp on this, but that show is not real. I don’t think anyone watched it. It’s a fake show made up by Hulu to win awards.
Well, only five hours left!