The first weekend of the 2022 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival concluded yesterday in Indio, California. Performers included Billie Eilish, Doja Cat, and Harry Styles, and attendees included thousands of teenagers, Hailey Bieber and Kendall Jenner, and a bunch of celebrities who are too old to be walking around the desert by themselves. I’m sorry, but we all need to recognize our limits. Here are some people who should have stayed cozy in their multi-million dollar homes.
Gerard Butler, 52
Time for bed, my man.
Jared Leto, 50
It’s not safe for you to be here.
Kyle Richards, 53, and Teddi Mellencamp, 40
Your children wish you weren’t doing this.
One of the Oppenheim twins from Selling Sunset, 45
Just because your girlfriend invites you to something doesn’t mean you have to say yes.
Leonardo DiCaprio, 47
If you have to hide your entire face from the paparazzi, you should watch the livestream at home.
P.S. to Vanessa Hudgens, I think this is your last year. Love you.