Prince Harry and Meghan have finally found peace. They don’t really work, are taking it so easy they couldn't even attend the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee, and Prince Harry has decided that money is fake. All should be going smoothly for the beautiful family — but according to The Sun, their home has been “overtaken by a foul smell leaving neighbors disgusted.”
Their home in Montecito smells like shit, allegedly, because of a nearby 42-acre saltwater marsh. According to some quotes by residents who spoke to The Mirror, “It smells like offal that has been rotting in the sun.” Apparently the smell is so bad, people had to pull their cars over while driving along the road.
I feel for them, truly. They have been through a lot, finally got the home of their dreams and now it’s totally ruined because of a rotting marsh? According to The Sun there’s not much that can be done about the stench either.
But, knowing Harry and Meghan, anything is possible, olfactorily speaking. Remember their 2016 wedding? It allegedly smelled like Diptyque Baies candles thanks to diffusers set up throughout St. George’s Chapel that masked the stench of family betrayal, colonialism, and farts, which Camilla is especially sensitive to. If only everything were that simple.