Prithee, fellow Sprouse-people, deliver me your ear. I come with good word from E! Online, which hast divined its valorous news with displeasure from the poor and decay-ed Instagram. Nay, you need not hide your eyes, good people; I spake only of handsome treasures — to be found forthwith.
“On April 28, the former Suite Life of Zack and Cody star, 29, debuted his new summer bod by posting a series of photos on Instagram that saw him pumping iron at the gym with musician Bazzi,” spake E!. I beseech you, good Sprouse-person, has thine eye met before such a honey-tongued description of a ‘gram? Prithee, get thee thine smelling salts, and look upon Dylan Sprouse’s summer body with thine lustful eye:
"Used to wear a shirt in the pool as a kid so I decided in my late twenties I wanted to change my body and become a meat head," spake Dylan. "This is my meat head post."
O beauty, till now I never knew thee …
“Been a long slog,” sayeth our lord, “but I’m proud of the progress I’ve made and I ain’t done yet.”
Pray you, sir, deliver me to the gym with musician Bazzi … with expedience!