Canada Man Campaigns to Put Lethal Weapons in the Hands of Stoners
Tim Moen is purportedly the first bonafide libertarian ever to run for Parliament in Canada. What is libertarianism? Fortunately, Tim has read Wikipedia and summarized it for you on his campaign website!
Liberty-loving white men of a certain age are swooning for Moen, mostly on the strength of that "I want gay married couples to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns" campaign ad above. But there's so much more to this smooth-chested, farmer's-tanned deregulator:
Rumor is that if he gets more than 3 percent of the vote, he'll undo one more button on that shirt. Get your asses in gear, Albertans!