Dogs must be of this quality or better: Flickr

What’s happening to our website? Who owns us now? Who’s in charge? Nobody knows. Why don’t you bring us a dog?

You know what would make life in our office better? A dog. Always nice to have a dog around here to pat.

I don’t have a dog. Do you? If so, maybe bring it by our office. We’re close to Union Square. Bring your dog here and let us do whatever we want with it. That dog loves our open office space. We have water here for your dog. Who’s going to tell you not to bring your dog to our office? Not me. In fact, I invite your dog to come by. (You may not be allowed to accompany your dog, depending upon your security clearance.)

Please email us a picture of your dog for approval.