Australia is NOT fucking around with its quarantine policies, Johnny Depp!!!

Apparently Depp, who has been struggling with the vagaries of daily life for some time now, smuggled the soon-to-be outback steaks in on a private jet—to the extreme displeasure of one Agriculture Minister, Barnaby Joyce.

He tells Australia’s ABC, “If he doesn’t take Boo and Pistol back we do have to euthanase them... Just because he’s Johnny Depp doesn’t make him exempt from Australian laws.”

And that is not an idle threat, Johnny Depp!!!

The ABC understands departmental officials visited the house where Depp has been staying and delivered a three-day warning notice yesterday.

The dogs were not taken.

Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce this morning said Depp had 50 hours to remove the dogs.

“There is a process if you want to bring animals: you get the permits, they go into quarantine and then you can have them,” he said.

“But if we start letting movie stars even though they’ve been the sexiest man alive twice to come into our nation, then why don’t we just break the laws for everybody?

A fair question indeed. Why not?

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