At the End of the Day, 2014 Is Over: The Year In Television
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Like we always do at this time, I've put together a montage of outlandish moments from garbagey TV this year.
This reel is over 10 minutes long, but whatever, "Too Many Cooks" was over 11 minutes and no one complained about that. (Fuck, I forgot to include "Too Many Cooks" in this reel.)
Anyway, enjoy. But even if you don't, I already did. These posts are among my favorite things I do on this site every year. A full list of sources in order follows:
Allison Williams Makes a Real Cock of Herself on Live TV
Watch Naomi Campbell Lose Her Shit, Threaten Murder While "Mentoring"
Highlights From the Insane Miss America Pageant
Is This the Worst Local Commercial of All Time?
Justin Timberlake: "I Am America"
Shailene Woodley's Clay-Eating Secrets Revealed
Here Is an Able-Bodied Man Who Identifies as a Man With a Disability
Watch a Juggalo Wedding Ceremony
This Woman Uses Her Hair as Floss in the Name of Thrift
Man Terrorizes Wife With Unruly Beard: A Modern American Tragedy
"Beard Weave" Is the Dumbest Thing Ever Done on ANTM, To a Human Face
Woman Bitten on Breast By Snake Says Snake Lived, Incident Was "Cute"
Human Ken Doll Views Plastic Surgery as a "Creative Outlet"
This Documentary About Men Who Dress Up Like Rubber Dolls Is Amazing
True Life: I Want Respect for My Sect (also the Juggalos episode)
Is This the Best American Horror Story Woody Woodpecker Laugh Ever?
Here Is How a Human Barbie Hypnotizes Herself To Be Brainless
Here's Jacqueline Bisset's Insane Golden Globes Acceptance Speech
Oh God Mike Tyson What Are You Doing?
Who Is Adele Dazeem and Why Did Travolta Introduce Her at the Oscars?
Embarrassing True Life Will Make You Never Want To Do Molly Again
Here's Mary Matalin's Bizarre Appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher
This Woman Had "Precious," "Gentle" Sex With a Dolphin and Liked It
Woman With Size LLL Breasts Does Horrifying "Jack-o'-Lantern" Trick
This Is What It's Like to Have a Clown-Sex Fetish
Is This the Scariest American Horror Story Scene Ever?
Shirtless Man Holding Dog Asks Out Reporter During Live Wildfire Report
America's Ugliest Accents Finally Get the Comedy Sketch They Deserve
Steve Harvey Describes How Men Territorially Piss on Women Like Dogs
Here's a Guy Who Drinks Young People's Piss So That He Can Stay Young
The Miss America Pageant
Horny Old Ladies Describe Sex With Younger Man
Amy Schumer's Interview With a 106-Year-Old Woman Is Perfect
Judge Judy Finally Hears Case Involving Grindr
Judge Judy Learns About E-Cigarettes
Judge Judy Has No Time for Your EDM or "Raves"
Watch Parents Watching Their Kids Acting Like Fools at an EDM Festival
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta
Here's Lindsay Lohan Chewing Out Multiple People on Her Reality Show
Here's Barbra Streisand Holding Human Hearts
Here's an Awkward Street Interview About Writer Jim Holt's Sexuality
Could Somebody Get Aretha Franklin a Working Earpiece?
Elaine Stritch Said "Fuck" on the Today Show
News Anchor Mistakes Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fishburne
Reporter Calls News Anchor Fat, Quickly Realizes Her Mic Is Still On
Meet the Lady Who's Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta
Watch Nicki Minaj Throw Major Shade at Iggy Azalea
Wicked Birth Mother Kate Gosselin Won't Let Her Children Win at Games
Gosselin Kid Strikes Back at Her Mom With a Silent, Riveting Interview
Lifetime's Flowers in the Attic Sequel Is Hilariously Awful
Watch Jimmy Kimmel Repeatedly Humiliate Rob Ford To His Beet-Red Face
At the End of the Day, Here Is a Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Supercut
Watch Oprah Winfrey Hand Lindsay Lohan Her Ass
Woman Dresses 4-Year-Old Daughter as Hooters Waitress for Beauty
American Horror Story: Coven