Unlike former Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper, current Sexiest Man Alive* Chris Hemsworth embraces his sexiness, manliness, and alive-ness by doing silly shit like engaging in a water war with Jimmy Fallon while wearing a thin, white dress shirt.

The Australian beef industry's greatest achievement also showed off his softer side—normally not visible underneath his abs and pecs—telling Fallon how he changes nappies, does the dishes, and lets his daughter and nieces paint his nails. It's a transparent attempt to ingratiate himself to his audience and, goddammit, it's working. Stop making me like you, Thor!

*Hemsworth's reign will forever be marred with an asterisk because of rumors that Ryan Gosling, who yet lives, turned the title down.