Authorities say the bare-skinned rampage began when 26-year-old Cameron Shenk "apparently entered the ladies' restroom, removed his clothing and climbed into the drop ceiling." Living up to its name completely, the drop ceiling failed to support the alleged creeper, who sustained several cuts to his head and body in the fall.
According to police, a bleeding Shenk then ran out of the bathroom and "for reasons still under investigation" assaulted an 84-year-old man, sending him to the hospital. After a brief struggle, troopers were able to arrest Shenk, charging him with attempted murder, mayhem and lewd and lascivious behavior.
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