After this weekend's stolen nudity spree, clueless reporters across the world are wondering: where is Reddit? When is iCloud? And who is Some sort of "hacker"? CNN technology analyst Brett Larson is here to identify a website.

"He may have been just a system administrator who knew his way around and how to hack things." Larson is still sleuthing around for more details, but in the meantime, if you see Four Chan, please do NOT make contact yourself: call your local cyber sheriff and wait indoors.