Katy Perry, a person, will perform at the Super Bowl XLIX half-time show, for people, this afternoon. Meanwhile, Katty Furry, a cat, performed at the Puppy Bowl XI half-time show, for puppies.

Katty Furry, a cat in a blue wig, looked uncomfortable.

As it turns out, the Puppy Bowl is not a live broadcast. "The 'Puppy Bowl' was prerecorded with multiple cameras over a two-day period, resulting in hundreds of hours of video," the Las Vegas Sun reported. "Viewers get to see the most pawsome two hours' worth."

That is some bullshit. Also, the cat should be named "Kitty Perry," not "Katty Furry."