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That’s So Rupert

The media mogul started a new TV network because he "wanted something to watch"

OLD MAN YELLS AT TELLY
Tarpley Hitt

Congrats to Khloé Kardashian on Her New Job

She’s krushing it

Celebrity
Sarah Hagi

Give Me a Gasoline Scented Candle

I want to fill my home with the aroma of childhood, summer adventure, and the threat of immolation.

Requests
Kelly Conaboy

Hailey Bieber: She and Justin Have "Literally Never Been so Obsessed with Each Other"

Proving the haters (me) wrong

True Love
Olivia Craighead

FBI Raids Home of #VanLife Man Who May Be in Feral Hog Swamp

Yesterday, investigators found a body they believe to be his missing girlfriend

HOG WILD
Tarpley Hitt

Save the Bees Except for the Ones That Killed 63 Endangered Penguins

A tragic massacre near Cape Town shows “oppressed” bees are not that innocent

Bitch Bees
Jenny G. Zhang

Awkwafina's PR Team Has Not Yet Made a Decision Regarding the Handling of Her "Blaccent"

However, it is multifaceted and layered.

difficult situations
Kelly Conaboy

Gillian Anderson Unable to Commune With Ghost of Margaret Thatcher

The problem with post-Emmy interviews is that eventually you run out of living people to ask about

Séances
Olivia Craighead

“To the Mosquitoes, a Goodbye Kiss”

A poem.

poetry
Kelly Conaboy

Swamp Thing Is Great Climate Fiction

DC Comic's walking pile of mold has a lot to say about our current predicament

Avatar of the Green
Nicholas Russell

My Building, I Shit You Not, Is Still Doing the 7 p.m. Cheer for Essential Workers

Yes, every night

Great Jones
Darcie Wilder

Consumerism Report: The $499 Sweat Bag for Virtuous Women

I’m a little burrito

secretions
Claire Carusillo