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It's Oatmeal Season

I’m Quakering

Good News
Allie Jones

Oh, So Being a Supportive Girlfriend Is a Crime in France?

A scandal involving a literary prize juror, her boyfriend’s book, and some jealous haters

L'Amour
Jenny G. Zhang

Old-Ass Nazi on the Run

How fast can she be at 96?

the grandmotherland
Claire Carusillo

Boston Girl Ellen Pompeo Loves to Start Shit

“How ya like them apples?”

The Fighter
Olivia Craighead

Wild Boars Have Not Bested Shakira — Yet

They’ll have to try harder next time

boars don't lie
Kelly Conaboy

I’m Choking on These Non-Binary Fashion Vibes

They're everywhere!

Styles
Joan Summers

Mayim Bialik Continues to Be The Most Annoying Person Alive

Will I ever know rest

Manners
Olivia Craighead

What’s the Deal With the Phoebe Bridgers Lawsuit?

The musician is being sued for $3.8 million by an alleged former threesome partner

Lawsuits
Jenny G. Zhang

A Comprehensive Review of Kyrsten Sinema's Powerfully Confounding Outfits

The Arizona Senator always looks like 1.2 trillion bucks

party city
Claire Carusillo

Steven Pinker: Rationality Is “Da Bomb”

This has nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein

Two In Da Pink
Tarpley Hitt

Dear Fuck-Up: How Do I Tell My Partner I've Slept With Lots of My Friends

Is this a fifth date conversation?

Ask A Fuck-Up
Brandy Jensen

Is Prince Harry at Risk of Being Brutally Maimed by the Queen?

We’re worried for him.

royal assaults
Kelly Conaboy