
Tom Cruise vs. the World
On our least relatable celebrity

Afghan Girls’ Robotics Team Denies Being Rescued by Oklahoma Woman

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Retire Honorable Bitch

Remember When Halsey Was a One Direction Stan Who Hated Taylor Swift?

Consumerism Report: The $20 Exfoliating Fish That Got My Feet River-Season Ready
How To Properly Execute the Irish Goodbye
Don't say you’re doing it.
The Mystery of Big Knee Lover
He really loves big knees
I Sold More Books Than Matt Gaetz
My book, ‘The Particulars of Peter,’ sold more than 2,200 copies.
Stop Calling Your Boyfriend "P." Online
Don't make me bear witness to your sick little intimacies
Tom Cruise vs. the World
On our least relatable celebrity
Afghan Girls’ Robotics Team Denies Being Rescued by Oklahoma Woman
“I didn’t want it to turn into a media circus,” the woman told the media
Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Retire Honorable Bitch
*bangs gavel*
Remember When Halsey Was a One Direction Stan Who Hated Taylor Swift?
It’s some of their finest work.
Consumerism Report: The $20 Exfoliating Fish That Got My Feet River-Season Ready
Sure, I’ll dive in
So Spake 'th’ Guardian': Thy Youth Has't Updat'd Their Stylings
Oh, nay! Nay, youth!
What Counts as Cannibalism?
As in, how much of a person do you have to eat?
5 Signs a Celebrity Relationship Is a PR Stunt
Allegedly, of course
Which TV Nice Guy Cheated on His Significant Other?
He's apparently not as lovable as he seems
Vogue Beauty Secrets Put Me In a Dark Trance
I’m so glad Sofia Ritchie figured out eyebrow gel
"I Don't Know Her" -Mariah Carey, About Bailey's
We’re drinking Black Irish now
Vice Media Lays Off 17 Writers and Editors
The company told the New York Times last month they were “putting a greater emphasis on videos”