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Tom Cruise vs. the World

On our least relatable celebrity

Impossible Missions
Nicholas Russell

Afghan Girls’ Robotics Team Denies Being Rescued by Oklahoma Woman

“I didn’t want it to turn into a media circus,” the woman told the media

White Savior
Jenny G. Zhang

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Retire Honorable Bitch

*bangs gavel*

BRETIREMENT
Tarpley Hitt

Remember When Halsey Was a One Direction Stan Who Hated Taylor Swift?

It’s some of their finest work.

Regrets
Olivia Craighead

Consumerism Report: The $20 Exfoliating Fish That Got My Feet River-Season Ready

Sure, I’ll dive in

detoxing
Claire Carusillo

So Spake 'th’ Guardian': Thy Youth Has't Updat'd Their Stylings

Oh, nay! Nay, youth!

fashion report
Kelly Conaboy

What Counts as Cannibalism?

As in, how much of a person do you have to eat?

cannibalismism
Kelly Conaboy

5 Signs a Celebrity Relationship Is a PR Stunt

Allegedly, of course

Tabloid Fodder
Olivia Craighead

Which TV Nice Guy Cheated on His Significant Other?

He's apparently not as lovable as he seems

blind item
Gawker Staff

Vogue Beauty Secrets Put Me In a Dark Trance

I’m so glad Sofia Ritchie figured out eyebrow gel

38 steps is too many
Sarah Hagi

"I Don't Know Her" -Mariah Carey, About Bailey's

We’re drinking Black Irish now

The Buzz
Tammie Teclemariam

Vice Media Lays Off 17 Writers and Editors

The company told the New York Times last month they were “putting a greater emphasis on videos”

VICE
Tarpley Hitt