Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Wears Ballerina Outfit to School Fundraiser For Some Reason

And John Legend was the Rat King

Life Is a Cabaret
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Three Cheers for Eric Clapton, Who Has Successfully Contracted COVID-19!

Hooray for the mouth man

contagious tonight
Kelly Conaboy

The Last Days of 'Ellen': Justin Timberlake Has Been on 'Ellen' 24 Times

That’s an average of 1.26 times a year

Bye Bye Bye
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Leonardo DiCaprio Has Entered His Jack Nicholson Era

New beach photos prove it

Inexorable March of Time
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Is He ‘Hot’ or Is He Straight?

If a man on the internet has a skill, talent, or job, it is important to first remain calm.

Tammie Teclemariam

Johnny Depp Allegedly Snorted Coke With a Tampon Applicator

And more updates from the worst trial in the world

Allie Jones

Jordan Peterson Will NOT Jerk It to a Beautiful Model to Appease the Woke Mob

Take that, liberals

Bye for Now
Olivia Craighead

The Mystery of Julia Fox’s Grocery Store Bikini Underwear: Solved

Now we know

Kelly Conaboy

No One Is Actually Excited About Buff Natalie Portman

Stop lying

vox sux
Fran Hoepfner

The Many Humiliations of Being an Arcade Fire Fan

Do I like their new album or do I just really, really want to like it?

Indie Rock
Robert Rubsam

Having A Son Helped Morgan Wallen Grow Out Of Saying The N-Word

Sometimes all it takes is a baby

Nice Guy
Sarah Hagi

Scott Disick Babysits Kourtney Kardashian’s Kids on Her Wedding Day

It was his present to her

Child-Free Weddings
Olivia Craighead

Gawker Review of Architecture: Supreme Court Edition

Reviewing the nine Justices' homes

Tarpley Hitt

Queen of Lean Soft Launches New Stick

It's her new toyboy

the shaft
Claire Carusillo

Did Lisa Vanderpump Reach Out About Dorit’s Break-In?

A new mystery

searching for truth
Kelly Conaboy

ELLE Staff Drops Trou in Support of Kim Kardashian

They don't teach you that in J-school

The Devil Wears Nada
Olivia Craighead