Dean is inconsolable because he's only 6, and he'll only be 7, which makes it—hold on, doing some quick math here—approximately 800 billion weeks before he can finally get married. That's forever! That's at least a thousand million days!

Don't try to tell him marriage isn't that fun. You're just saying that because you won't let him do it until he's 80. Eighty! That's so far away, dad. That's a million, thousand, hundred...

Wait, eighteen? Okay, we're cool.

[h/t What's Trending]