Forbes Israel has published a list of the the world's richest Jews—every Hebraic member of the global billionaires club, 165 in all. The release coincides with a feverish rising market in crazy explanations for world events—or is it not a coincidence at all?

Based on the list, here is a rundown of your most salient and actionable rich-Jew news... a list of protocols, if you will, for these mostly elderly children of Zion, wink wink, nudge nudge:

Stormfronters and Jonesies in search of Boston-Texas-ricin-New World Order connections: Get to work!

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