Children: scaled-down versions of adults with shriller voices and less expensive jewelry. Their bodies are going through a lot of strange changes and they're starting to feel all different types of ways about friends..and enemies. Sometimes the boys trip over their too-big feet and land square in the arms of a girl who is a little bit taller than them (but won't be for long). When this happens, a love connection is made.

Word around the junior class lockers is that Will Smith's 14-year-old son, Jaden, and Kim Kardashian's 15-year-old sister, Kylie, are squishing next to each other on the couch like it's kind of an accident except that it's not because there's plenty of room on the couch if they would just move some of the decorative pillows off—in other words, they're dating.

The pair (who, according to Aunt Us Weekly have been "friends forever") were recently photographed all over London, where Jaden Smith either completely ruined or had absolutely no effect on popstar Justin Bieber's birthday. While in town, the couple ate food after food. Hot meat at Sophie's Steak House on Friday night; sushi at Nobu on Saturday night; blah-whatever-food at Caffè Nero on Sunday afternoon.

The Daily Mail observes that, although they were accompanied by a bodyguard, Kylie and Jaden "were not chaperoned by anybody else." Imagine that; two teens left to run wild among the Italian-style coffee houses of London, accompanied by "just one bodyguard." At what point does chillaxed parenting become neglect?

One thing that is not inappropriate about this relationship: the way these kids are dressing for winter weather. The Mail also wrote that the couple "layered their clothing as they battled the British cold."

Layers of clothing, like layers of a person. Peeling back the folds to learn more about a friend while simultaneously learning about yourself. Also learning how to drive and prepare a simple dinner of chicken piccata. Exciting times in TeenTown.

In other Homeroom Gossip: lunch today will reportedly be a choice of Crispy Fish Tacos with Pineapple Salsa or Baked Barbecue Chicken, and the last day to buy tickets to Spring Formal is Thursday.

[Daily Mail / Us // Images via, Getty]