Lucy Cooke is the zoologist and National Geographic explorer who was among the first to make sloths a "thing" with her 2010 short sloth film "Meet the Sloths."

"Forget flowers or chocolates," Cooke writes on the Sloth Appreciation Society website. "This year the perfect Valentine's Day gift is a bucket of sloths."

Well, perfect for everyone except Kristen Bell. She may never recover.

[H/T: Most Watched Today, video via Slothville]