Taylor Swift Mocked Harry Styles in the Middle of Her Grammy Performance Last Night
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Functional adult Taylor Swift took a few seconds out of her nationally televised Grammy performance to embarrass the teenager she recently stopped dating.
Swift opened the awards show with a sort of circus-themed, sort of Alice in Wonderland-themed performance of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," a song about a stupid boy who wants to get back together with Taylor Swift because she's great and he sucks and is dumb.
In the middle of her performance, the singer paused for a brief spoken word interlude, suddenly affecting a bad British accent (not unlike Harry Styles' bad British accent) and pleading with herself to get back together with herself while a crowd of adults she had paid to dress up like sexy clowns and a rabbit stared at her.
"So he calls me up and he's like, 'I still love you…' And I'm like, 'I'm sorry, I'm busy opening up the Grammys! And we're never getting back together, like, ever.'"
Styles has not publically responded to the apparent diss but, if he did, Taylor Swift would probably call him a DRAMA QUEEN OHMYGOD YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME STOP on live television.