In a Fuse interview with pop cultural cockroach Alexa Chung (she will not go away), Justin Bieber's mom Pattie Mallette revealed her displeasure over his lack of nominations for the upcoming Grammy Awards. Just like everyone in his circle, including his own self-entitled ass, she has an issue with him being denied the possibility of a trophy to recognize his popularity.

However, in imparting this ridiculousness sentiment, she makes on a valid point. Says Pattie:

I think they blew it. It's my boy, I'm a little biased. I just heard that he's had now five No. 1 albums, so I think his music is speaking for itself...But I think it's kind of good in a way. It gives him something to strive for and a goal to go for.

This is a cut-and-pasted version of stuff Bieber said in his recent Billboard Q&A, softened and curated for logic. Because: exactly. Justin Bieber has been rewarded and recognized enough as it is without deserving a Grammy. No one deserves a cherry on top of the delicious ice cream sundae of his charmed life. You just get it or you don't, and if nothing else, use its potential as a motivator, a carrot at the end of a stick. But know that it's still just a fucking cherry.