I'm not sure what's more amazing: That a two-year-old Little Dude Perfect is putting pros to shame with his ridiculously precocious basketball trick shots — or that his name is Titus.

His parents write: "He began shooting baskets shortly after learning to walk, we started filming some, and then got totally carried away."

Word on the street is Titus has since moved on from doing trick shots to hustling sixth graders out of their lunch money by pretending he "totally sucks at HORSE."

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