With all due respect to Taylor Swift and her uncanny proclivity for boiling down every meaningful interaction between two human being to a money-making break-up song, her ability to coat her throwaway anthems in a patina of real-life emotions experienced by someone who's actually been wronged leave much to be desired.

Enter: Samuel L. Jackson.

The veteran emoter was asked during a visit to London's Capital Radio if he could belt out a few lines from Swift's ode to woe-is-me, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together." Jackson helpfully injected the song with a much needed dose of his signature "I'm sick of this shit" disposition, thereby making his version the definitive one.

This, of course, is par for the course for Jackson, who just last year commandeered Nicki Minaj's "Beez in the Trap":

[H/T: BuzzFeed]