Barack Obama Ate Some White Turkey With a White Turkey Today
In a move only slightly more subtle than the Roots' selection of Fishbone's "Lyin' Ass Bitch" to play in Michele Bachmann during a visit to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last year, the White House served "White Turkey Chili" for Mitt Romney's lunch with Barack Obama today.
Also on the menu was "Southwestern grilled chicken salad," according to a readout released by the White House Press Office. Missing was "White Bread Sandwich With Mayonnaise" and "Braised Oxtail with Honkey Beans." According to the White House, the two men "pledged to stay in touch, particularly if opportunities to work together on shared interests arise in the future." Hit me up on Facebook!