The Rihanna plane, which earlier today was on the verge of anarchy, officially descended into total chaos somewhere between Berlin and London. Journalists are chanting, Australians are streaking, and passengers are being forced to consume strange foods.

And we now have reports about the food. "We have eaten such a strange amount of lox. And coleslaw. French people are obsessed with carrot coleslaw," says MTV's Maud Deitch. Her colleague Mary HK Choi adds they were served "German meat chips" as a 4 AM snack. Deitch also reports that "it now smells like a movie theater concession stand on the Rihanna plane and the people next to us just rolled up to their seats with tumblers filled with whiskey and then one of them promptly spilled it into his seat back pocket."

Throughout the #777Tour, will be bringing you updates about the status, location, activities and smells of the Rihanna Plane and its inhabitants, cobbled together from the distorted dispatches of the embedded Rihanna correspondents.