Remember when MTV used to play music videos? Of course you do, because you're old.

Here's a fun fact for you, gramps: You've been complaining about MTV's lack of music videos for longer than MTV has played music videos.

Want to know, for once and for all, why MTV doesn't play music videos anymore? Here's Head of Programming Michael Destiny (actually, sketch comedian Brian Firenzi, but that's neither here nor there) to set the record straight.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to feel superior to the cast of Teen Mom 3.