For a few brief, terrible moments, Mitt Romney was President-Elect.
But only online. And even then, only on his own transition website which was live for a minute before being scrubbed forever from the cache of history.
It's all here: From the throwback quote about a new "American century," to the rescheduling of inaugural events for January 21st because that's when Eisenhower and Reagan held theirs.
Check out the entire screencap series over at Political Wire. If you're still uncertain that you made the right decision backing the other guy, the slogan "smaller, simpler, smarter" should be all you need to set yourself straight.