White TV Reporter Is All, 'Here's Wyclef. No? Wale. No? Hmm...'
Below is a brief but shockingly accurate dramatic reenactment of what you will see in the video above, from last night's campaign coverage:
"This motherfucker Blake Burman has some info for us at Camp Obama. Blake?"
*SUPER SLY LOOK*
"See this fella over here, right next to me, guess who that is? WYCLEF JEAN, OVER HERE."
*PAUSE TO LOOK OFF CAMERA*
"I'm sorry: Wale. Wale. Got my artists confused, haha. Either way... lotta artists here, out here, on the campaign trail... what's that? I'm sorry, it's will.i.am."
*MILDLY BELEAGUERED LOOK*
Blake Burman is currently the frontrunner for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination.