According to Denver police, shots fired at the Denver field offices for the Obama campaign yesterday resulted in mild property damage but no injuries to the workers inside at the time. No arrests have been made, although that probably hasn't stopped anyone from making a few guesses. Ohio isn't that far from Colorado, after all.

In related news, a Secret Service Agent, Aaron Francis Engler, was arrested on the streets in Miami yesterday morning after swinging wildly at a local police officer who attempted to rouse him from a drunken stupor. But don't worry, everything is going to be fine, probably. Competent, responsible people are in control and making sure our society continues to run smoothly, wrongs are righted, and people stay safe.

[Denver Post and CBS via AP]